annamarie patron.

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury)

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”

glamcamchic:

balloonney:

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road

he wants to get to

the other side

the motherfucking chicken is suicidal

oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE

megsquiveringnethers:

wayward-angel:

 i hate developing a crush on someone because its always the most inappropriate person to have a crush on

without fail

Yeah, like a married father over 35…

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

(Source: lindsaylohangmyself)

We’re stronger in the places that we’ve been broken.